May 03, 2006

Stephen Harper Eats Babies!

Meanwhile, when asked about his time with Harper at the National Citizens Coalition, Nicholls said: "I worked with Stephen Harper for five years and never once did he, in that time, eat a baby."

Toronto transit signs hacked to display message "Stephen Harper eats babies!", hilarity ensues.

Posted by Fungii at 08:27 PM

April 29, 2006

Man Attacked Leaving Outhouse By Black Bear

"He Could Have Killed Me,' Man Says.

"He started picking up his pace, and so did I," Cerda said.

Well, at least he didn't scare the shit out of you...

Posted by Fungii at 01:48 PM

August 14, 2005

Die you miserable bitch!

Man gets arrested for painting sign on his house directed at his neighbour.

A 43-year-old man was cited Tuesday for painting a sign that reads "Die you miserable bitch" on a house he owns, Pasco County sheriff's deputies said. A neighbor dying of cancer, 73-year-old Carol Hastrich, is believed by her family to be the subject of the message, deputies said.

Posted by Fungii at 11:01 AM

May 01, 2005

Cyclist hopping around

Found a lot of cool videos on this site. I liked this one, although it's not really "stupid".

Posted by Fungii at 06:11 PM

April 28, 2005

Happy Slapping? WTF?

Saw this news item while watching TV. Recording random attacks on your cell phone and uploading the video to the net? Those Brits really do have a different sense of humour! Must really suck for their victims tho.

This site has some of the video, although it's really tiny. These people are idiots, they're lucky they don't get shitkicked pulling this shit.

Guardian story.
Spiked article.

Posted by Fungii at 11:24 PM

April 07, 2005

Lime Coke

I just tried the Lime Coke. Or Coke with Lime. Whichever. Ugh! While I like the flavour [I like lime!], they made the lime taste way too STRONG! A simple hint of lime would have been fine. Mein. Oh well, Coke puts out another dud. At least it ain't as bad as that C2 crap, I can't believe they're still trying to sell that sludge, it's horrible! Horrible, I tell you!

Posted by Fungii at 09:28 PM

June 24, 2004

Dog saves the day

Some guy with a bunch of guns and ammo was planning to go on a rampage in Toronto yesterday, but decided not to because of a dog.

"He happens to be a pet lover, and he decided that if there was such a nice dog in the area the people were too nice and he wasn't going to carry out his plan," Det. Ashley said.

Wow, that's freaky. At least he turned himself in, unlike Briere who made the choice to follow through with his plan.

The ammunition, all 6,296 rounds of it, was gathered in tidy boxes of blue, grey and red. The guns included a .22-calibre bolt-action rifle with scope, a .30-calibre hunting rifle with scope and a pump-action 12 gauge shotgun.

Sounds like something out of the movie "Targets".

The man's automobile, a red two-door Subaru, was also on display. A yellow plastic dog's bowl, a quarter full with food pellets, balanced on the back seat. The upholstery was almost invisible under a mish-mash of food wrappers, packets of medication and assorted papers. In the trunk, a collection of CDs revealed a taste for the music of Mariah Carey, the Doors, Abba and Judas Priest.

I can understand Judas Priest, but Mariah Carey, Abba and Judas Priest? This guy's seriously fucked up.

Posted by Fungii at 08:22 AM

June 21, 2004

If you want blood, you got it, teach!

He said the boy was back in school, and neither he nor his parents had asked to switch teachers. The teacher involved is expected to resume classes in a few days, Dan said.

Japanese student caught napping during class, told to write apology in blood.

Posted by Fungii at 08:02 PM

May 29, 2004

This is just Weird

"It is staggering to be dealing with a case that arises out of a 14-year-old boy's invention of false personalities, false relationships and events arranged for his own killing at the hands of a 16-year-old boy whom he had met via an internet chatroom."

Internet boy convicted of grooming his own killer.

Posted by Fungii at 03:11 PM

April 06, 2004

You are here

When the 40,000 subscribers to Reason, the monthly libertarian magazine, receive a copy of the June issue, they will see on the cover a satellite photo of a neighborhood - their own neighborhood. And their house will be graphically circled.

Putting 40,000 Readers, One by One, on a Cover

Huh, cool!
Well no, not cool.
But cool!

Posted by Fungii at 08:14 AM

February 19, 2004

Eat the Rich

The patient's rare condition is called pica, a compulsion to eat things not normally consumed as food.
Doctors find coins in patient's belly.

It's too bad they don't have a larger version of his X-ray. In the newspaper picture, you could see all these needles he had eaten as well. But what I want to know is, did the doctors get to keep the coins?

Posted by Fungii at 06:40 PM