10 The food! You know, all the sand which is there! Hahhahaha!

9 OK, it is about the oil. You got a problem with that?

8 "Canada or Iraq?" "Canada? You crazy, its cold up there!" "Ok, Iraq it is!"

7 If we let Iraq have a nuke, then everybody will want one!

6 Oil? What oil? We're after Saddam's DVD collection!

5 Jeff Tice forgot his keys there and he wants them back, dammit!

4 Removing all Saddam murals solves unemployment crisis.

3 Lame "Axis of Evil" becomes ultra-cool "Devilish Dynamic Duo of Destruction".

2 Sean Penn is still there, right?

1 Anti-war babes get naked!