Metallica are taking legal action against independant Canadian rock band Unfaith over what they feel is unsanctioned usage of two chords the band has been using since 1982 : E and F.

Are these guys serious? WTF? First their hystrionics over the Napster affair and now this. I think we should gather up all their CDs at a stadium and blow them up like at the end of disco. This is pathetic. I will never buy another Metallica disc for as long as I live. And they can take their precious E and F chords and shove them up their asses.

Update: ok, it is a prank, apparently. I still hate Metallicaca.